Posted by: 7thcircle | January 2, 2008

Hide the Orphans, Tyra Banks Wants to Adopt

Tyra Banks has almost done it all—modeling, television hosting, acting, had a failed singing career, and was even allegedly involved in an sapphic romance with BABY PHAT designer Kimora Lee Simmons. But there is still one thing Tyra has yet to try—parenting. Although she does not want to waste her time (or body)  incubating a child of her own, Ms. Banks has voiced her interest in adoption.

“I’ve wanted to adopt since I was nine. I have a connection with children and they don’t have to come from my womb for me to have that connection.”

Fabulous! She can teach her children a variety of signature Tyra traits, like how to “smile with their eyes,” and how to hijack every topic and make it themselves. And, of course, when her chic orphan accessories misbehave, all Tyrant needs to do is make them sit through a few minutes of the breathtakingly bad AMERICA’S NEXT TOP CATALOG MODEL, and they will never dare act up again.

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  1. LOL @ Kimora and Tyra. Kimora’s totally the “man” of that relationship.

  2. This is an awesome blog. Is it new?


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